Æstivation by Oliver Wendell Holmes
An Unpublished Poem, by my late Latin Tutor.
In candent ire the solar splendor flames; The foles, languescent, pend from arid rames; His humid front the cive, anheling, wipes, And dreams of erring on ventiferous ripes.
How dulce to vive occult to mortal eyes, Dorm on the herb with none to supervise, Carp the suave berries from thc crescent vine, And bibe the flow from longicaudate kine!
To me, alas! no verdurous visions come, Save yon exiguous pool's conferva-scum,-- No concave vast repeats the tender hue That laves my milk-jug with celestial blue!
Me wretched! Let me curr to quercine shades! Effund your albid hausts, lactiferous maids! Oh, might I vole to some umbrageous clump,-- Depart,--be off,-excede,--evade,--crump!
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When I see the lark by Bernard de Ventadour
Alas, I thought I knew so much Of love, and yet I know so little! For I cannot stop myself loving her From whom I shall never have joy. My whole heart, and all of me from myself She has taken, and her own self, and all the world, For when she took herself from me, she left me nothing But desire and a yearning heart.
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To Silvia by Robert Herrick
Pardon my trespass, Silvia! I confess My kiss out-went the bounds of shamefacedness:-- None is discreet at all times; no, not Jove Himself, at one time, can be wise and love.
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Another by Thomas Lovell Beddoes
‘Tis a moon-tinted primrose, with a well Of trembling dew; in its soft atmosphere, A tiny whirlwind of sweet smells, doth swell A lady bird; and when no sound is near That elfin hermit fans the fairy bell With glazen wings, (mirrors on which appear Atoms of colours that flizz by unseen;) And struts about his darling flower with pride. But, if some buzzing gnat with pettish spleen Come whining by, the insect ‘gins to hide And folds its flimsy drapery between His speckled buckler and soft silken side. So poets fly the critics snappish heat, And sheath their minds in scorn and self-conceit.
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The Height of the Ridiculous by Oliver Wendell Holmes
I wrote some lines once on a time In wondrous merry mood, And thought, as usual, men would say They were exceeding good.
They were so queer, so very queer, I laughed as I would die; Albeit, in the general way, A sober man am I.
I called my servant, and he came; How kind it was of him To mind a slender man like me, He of the mighty limb.
'These to the printer,' I exclaimed, And, in my humorous way, I added, (as a trifling jest,) 'There'll be the devil to pay.'
He took the paper, and I watched, And saw him peep within; At the first line he read, his face Was all upon the grin.
He read the next; the grin grew broad, And shot from ear to ear; He read the third; a chuckling noise I now began to hear.
The fourth; he broke into a roar; The fifth; his waistband split; The sixth; he burst five buttons off, And tumbled in a fit.
Ten days and nights, with sleepless eye, I watched that wretched man, And since, I never dare to write As funny as I can.
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